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MerMort Tote Bag
$14.99
Help keep the memory of Mortie the Paralyzed Wonder Cat alive with this adorable MerMort Tote Bag. This canvas tote bag is ideal for light carrying of groceries, magazines and your personal goodies. Web canvas handles in a variety of bright colors. Brand: Q-Tees 100% cotton canvas | Fabric weight: 12 oz 15.5” long X 14.5” wide Spot clean only-...

Adjustable Apron
$14.99
Help Mortie's ongoing vet bills with our new Mortie Hiss Off Apron! The last layer of defense against spillage of all sorts, this adjustable apron is a wonderful gift for yourself or a loved one. With plenty of coverage and pockets for utensils, forget cooking classes... this apron is all you need to become a gourmet chef! 100% cotton | Fabric...

Women’s Tri-Blend Racerback Tank
$19.99
Who is Mortie? He is a Bisbee cat celebrity. He is from the cat planet Q-Piter and has the amazing talent to time warp and visit other dimensions. His mommy is our Countess of Crapstacking, Leeza. He is Mortie the Paralyzed Wondercat! All profits from the sale of these PJs go directly towards Mortie's vet bills. Each set of PJs sold will come...

Mortie On the Moon Sodalite Necklace
$12.99
Mortie has returned to the cat planet Q~piter but his vet bills have remained on earth! Remember the worlds greatest paralyzed cat with your own Mortie on the Moon necklace. This necklace is silver with a cat sitting on the moon silhouetted against an Sodalite stone. Sodalite immediately transports you to the highest of spiritual planes where co...

Mortie On the Moon Abalone Necklace
$12.99
Mortie has returned to the cat planet Q~piter but his vet bills have remained on earth! Remember the worlds greatest paralyzed cat with your own Mortie on the Moon necklace. This necklace is silver with a cat sitting on the moon silhouetted against an abalone stone. Abalone shells carry energies of protection and emotional balance. Similar to th...

MerMort Men's Premium T-Shirt
$24.99
Help keep the memory of Mortie the Paralyzed Wonder Cat alive with this adorable MerMort Tank. This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite T-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own. 100% cotton (heather gray and heather ice blue are...

HissyPants and BumbleButt On the Moon Onyx Necklace
$12.99
HissyPants and BumbleButt have come to earth from the planet Q~piter, sent by Mortie, to keep his mommy company. They are the newest members of the Sweet Midnight Family! Just look at those faces! This necklace is silver with two cats sitting on on a ledge silhouetted against a onyx stone. Onyx, is a secretive stone, known for storing a lot of ...

MerMort Women’s Vintage Sport T-Shirt
$24.99
Help keep the memory of Mortie the Paralyzed Wonder Cat alive with this adorable MerMort Tank. Straight from the pages of yesteryear comes this style-refined vintage T-shirt from LAT Apparel. The poly-cotton blend makes for an incredibly soft and comfortable wear, and added features such as the EasyTear™ label and double-needle stitching ensure...